Underwater

Anatomy of a Goldfish cracker by Jason Freeny

Ghostface Killah "Underwater" - Fishscale

Let's Go

Pharoahe Monch spits 16 bars of wireless communication:

They research my stem cells, clone ten of me,
send one of 'em back in time just to get rid of me,
stop Pharoahe Monch from having verbal epiphanies,
now that's new definition to "your own worst enemy,"
I glisten man, stop snitching man,
you use sex to sell, your Nextel to Sprint,
everything you represent is immoral,
Cingular, not plural,
you and your Sidekick get rid of that wack Treo,
I freeze MC's zero degrees below,
from blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice,
you need to get loose, to the heat I produce,
from Long Beach to Boston,
your chicks text us like Dallas and Austin,
I spark tireless illumination,
fire sixteen bars, wireless communication,
Let's go!

Pharoahe Monch ft. Mela Machinko "Let's Go" - Desire

The Gas Face

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen leads the pack among this year's Razzie contenders!

3rd Bass "The Gas Face" - The Cactus Album

Rockin' With The Best

Paste Magazine's Top 50 Films of the Decade (2000-2009)

Some of my favs that made the list include (no particular order):

• Lost in Translation
• Little Miss Sunshine
• Amelie
• City of God
• Memento
• Kill Bill
• Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Tha Alkaholiks f/ Phil The Agony "Rockin' With The Best" - Likwidation

Girls, Girls, Girls

 

Call me what you will, but with promo pics like this, how could one not be interested to see Penelope Nine?

Jay-Z ft. Biz Markie, Slick Rick & Q-Tip "Girls, Girls, Girls" - The Blueprint

Raida's Theme

X-Ecutioners f/ E Bros. "Raida's Theme" - X-Pressions

Wheelz of Steel

Jeremy 'DK28' Doll continues his quest to use Donkey Kong to speedrun every game humanly apely possible! His most recent conquest, Super Mario Kart (SNES).

Will DJ Bozo ever get in on the action over at SDA? Only time will tell. ;)

OutKast "Wheelz of Steel" - ATLiens

The Light

Common "The Light" - Like Water For Chocolate

RE: DEFinition

My First Dictionary - An ABC dictionary, for ages 18 & up.

samples:

• evidence
• passenger
• wave

Mos Def & Talib Kweli "RE: DEFinition" - Black Star

You're A Customer

HI-larious transcript of a customer service chat with Zappos!

**"You're A Customer" contains a sample of "How Kendra from Dead Space was designed (link roundup)" originally written by John.**

EPMD "You're A Customer" - Strictly Business

Regulate

Regulate: A Critical Study

(Oh Heuristic Squelch, how I miss thee!)

Warren G f/ Nate Dogg "Regulate" - Regulate... G Funk Era

I Think I Can Beat Mike Tyson

HI-larious mockumentary ad for the new Wii Punch-Out!! game!

**"I Think I Can Beat Mike Tyson" contains a sample of "New ad for Punch-Out Wii" originally written by John.**

DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince "I Think I Can Beat Mike Tyson" - And In This Corner...

Cool As A Fan

The No Bullshit Guide to Hip Hop Demographics
by Justin Boland

As Justin points out, the article by Davey D is essential reading.
By no means do the two offer definitive answers. Instead, they provide essential pieces to a large, and complex, puzzle!

Little Brother "Cool As A Fan" - 12" single

MCee

Taking a cue from SportsCenter's "Mt. Rushmore of Sports," my buddy Tom flipped the script and asked me, "If you could make a Mt. Rushmore of MC's, who would you put up there?"

I sat and pondered for a minute.

"Not who you think the best MC's are," he explained, "just your personal favorites."

As of today, my answers are (from left to right):

Rakim
Mos Def
Black Thought
Tupac

Who's on your Mt. Rushmore?

J-Live "MCee" - All of the Above

Acetate Prophets

April 18: This is the one day that all of the independently owned record stores come together with artists to celebrate the art of music.

A Record Store Day participating store is defined as a physical retailer whose product line consists of at least 50% music retail, whose company is not publicly traded, and whose ownership is at least 70% located in the state of operation.

Find your participating store and represent on Saturday!

My name is DJ Bozo and I approve this message.

Jurassic 5 "Acetate Prophets" - Power In Numbers

Funny Style

Entertainment Weekly presents... The 25 Funniest Actresses in Hollywood. Coming in at #16 (assuming these are actual ranking numbers) is my favorite of the bunch, Mindy Kaling.

Aside from her "chirpy Valley-girl inflections" as Kelly Kapoor in The Office, she's also written several of the show's greatest episodes. Hats off to you Ms. Kaling!

Tha Alkaholiks f/ King Tee "Funny Style" - Likwidation

Chow Down

Waistline Connection "Chow Down" - 12" single

The Truth

Honestly, aside from Ghostface Killah, I refuse to listen to post-2000 Wu-Tang Clan (solo or group).

What's your hip hop confession?

Pharoahe Monch f/ Common & Talib Kweli "The Truth" - Internal Affairs

Doing Dumb Shit

Ninjerktsu - A comic about ninjas that are proficient in the area of being total jerks!

Ice Cube "Doing Dumb Shit" - Death Certificate

Who's Who

Hip Hop Sgt. Pepper's



(image by dk)

Dilated Peoples "Who's Who" - Neighborhood Watch